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In my high school Art I class, the teacher's daughter would come in and help teach during her fall/spring breaks from film school. This was always the easy escape from endless still life drawing sessions. The only problem with this assignment was that the teacher's daughter was a total square. The rules of the film project were: no horror movies, nothing funny, and no acting in your own movie. We thought those rules sucked, so we made a movie about hot dogs taking over the world. But so we didn't fail, we made it "artsy" and told her it was a about consumerism and society's obsession with products. We got an A+.

There was a pretty bad thunderstorm yesterday, so driving to work took 45 minutes. I also had a headache. When I walked into the office, I saw 2 donuts on a plate on the table. I cut one into 1/4ths and ate a piece of it. It turned out it was a bacon donut, and a really long hair was stuck to it. I gagged.

CJ + Jamie come to town

Blue Angels

"The Viking and the Prisoner"

"Every Which Way But Loose"

Watched this last night:



This movie has everything: Clint Eastwood, a Nazi motorcycle gang, crooked cops, country music, a sailor-mouthed elderly woman, and an orangutan drinking and hanging out at strip clubs. Highly recommended.